there is no friendship in mario kart
a rubber band pistol was confiscated from math class because it was a weapon of math destruction
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm
It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose
No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about
I can always tell when someones talking about dishwasher meloncup
Do you mean tetherball campernap?
“Cloverfield” Premiere in Los Angeles, January 16th 2008.
"aw yeah hes 24 months old hes growing up so fast"
YOUR CHILD IS 2
omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
I just want mycroft to yell at sherlock
mycroft losing his composure (◡‿◡✿)
sherlock actually shutting up ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
i have a bad feeling about my prescription.
I am Spock. You are James Kirk. Our minds are moving closer. Closer, closer, closer, James Kirk. Closer.