06
Mar
dolphins are neato
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06
Mar
dolphins are neato
I’m back
kind of
I’m never on here
oops
Anti-Joke Thor & So-Done-With-This-Shit Tony
*dying* X’D
The third one. I’m dying
(Source: hawkass-and-stark)
29
Nov
at what point in a mutual followship am i allowed to address you by name and reply to all your posts and consider you one of my friends and stuff
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
(Source: dreamydog)
(Source: chordoverstreet)
santa’s got me working extra hard this year whO PUTS THREE HUNDRED SLICES OF HAM ON THEIR CHRISTMAS LIST
meat eaters to because they’re disgusting and horrid and don’t realize how much pain they are causing
looks like someone’s getting a lump of coal this year
i found the vegan
(Source: aiclan)
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about the time that the prussian emperor kidnapped tall people because he really wanted his armies to be tall
are we forgetting the time that Nero the Emperor of Rome made his horse a senator?
“Love me some pie”
Accurate.
Fixed it.
How to Pick Up a Fangirl: Pick up lines.
The last one is
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(Source: soldierhawthrone)